Things That I Am Thankful For

Here's a brief list of all the things that I am thankful for.

Let me set the mood first:



Ok, here it is:

-Power Rangers
-Capn Crunch
-My Family
-Most of my friends
-The ocean
-Bouncy balls
-Not waking up early for Black Friday anymore
-Boobs
-Football
-Good beer
-Giraffes
-Japan
-The smell of fresh cut grass
-Good carpet
-Scarves
-Black and white pictures
-The Roarin' 20's
-Apples to Apples
-GameCube
-Piggy Banks
-Inclimate Weather
-Not getting into car accidents
-Velvet
-Guitars
-Really comfortable chairs
-My cat (even though she's a bitch)
-Enjoying a good book once in a while
-Coffee and the energy it gives me
-Gold Toe socks
-Jacuzzis
-The color red orange
-Snuggies
-Silly hats
-Standard hats
-Fireworks
-Top ramen
-Clean Air
-Sweat pants
-Computers
-Thrift Stores
-A good cigar every now and then
-A pen that writes really well
-My gift of wit
-My eighth grade English teacher
-Salamanders
-The Mars Volta
-Not being dead
-Fresh clothes out of the dryer
-Fire extinguishers
-Puppies and kittens
-Musicals
-GPS devices
-Musical chairs
-Trees
-Sandwiches
-Mother Earth

Happy Thanksgiving brothers and sisters

True Love!

Here is a brief list of my favorite pet names I may have used for a significant other at one time or another. I hope that you are inspired to use one or more of them.

But to start, let me help set the mood for you:



I apologize that some of these are coming from a male-to-female perspective, but many can go both ways.

-Punkin
-Sugar Booger
-Peanut
-Cutie Patootie
-Snowflake
-Princess
-Snuggle Wumpkins
-Boo bear
-Butter Butt*
-Nom Nom
-Spanky*
-Dreamy
-Cherry Blossom
-Smooshy Tooshy*
-Sugar Lump
-Cinnamon
-Bro*
-Jewel
-Cutie Pie
-Dumpling
-Queeny
-Cowgirl
-Ladybug
-Chunk-a-Dunk*
-Angel
-Twinkle tits*
-Jelly bean
-Cuddle bear
-Lover
-Hot stuff
-Kinky Stinky*
-Pudding Cup
-Cherry Pie (unoriginal, I know, STFU)
-Shawty
-Smoochy
-Sandwich-Constructor*
-Birdy
-Kitty Cat
-The Erector+
-Cloud
-Sugar Plum
-Sugar Baby
-DAT ASS+
-Stud Muffin
-Juliette
-All Mine :)

Good luck ladies and gentlemen, go forth and love.

P.S.
* denotes a term I used in real life with repercussions ranging from minor to severe
+ denotes a term you should use with caution and only under the correct circumstances

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Here's what I'm thinking:




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Yes, cows.