Monday, April 2, 2012

Addressing Kony 2012 Again

I don't think I can support anyone else who masturbates in public. Pee Wee Herman is my limit, so sorry Jason Russell, but I offer you no sympathy.
Also, in case you didn't know, it's hard to support your cause when:
1) You act the way you did:
2) You have potential legal issues with your non-profit status:
It's just hard to know what to believe anymore man.
I mean, I'm being told cats can talk.

And now I'm supposed to believe that the drunk brunch-time diddle fiddler is helping the world out. For all I know Joseph Kony is my grandpa! Or grandma! Or me!