Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Miley Cyrus & DUBSTEP

Sooooooooooo dubstep dj Borgore apparently had Miley Cyrus do back up vocals on a new track of his, and the entire world is having a heart attack. Is it good? Is it bad? Is it disgraceful to everything music that this happened? Are dance floors going to split open straight down to the gates of Hell and let demons escape? Does it matter?

Well, there's two points to be made about the song here:
Point #1: All Miley does is back up vocals, and for what it's worth, she can hold a tune, so she does well. She doesn't put any dumb influence on the song aside from that.

Point #2: Almost the same at point 1, but Borgore is clearly the one who wrote the song, and it's still in his style, all the way down to his infinitely-wise rap lyrics:

"Bitches love cake."

Bonus point: If you do actually want demons to come out of the dance floor, I suggest this song:

Thursday, August 9, 2012


Remember those Kia commercials with the hamsters? And they're all hippa hoppa dancin' to show the world how much better the Soul was than the Scion? But most importantly, do you remember the DOPE song in the background?

The Choice Is Yours (Revisited)- Black Sheep (1991)

(go to 2:52 if you really can't wait)

Now crank that song, then mute this video and play it: