As I was leaving Goodwill yesterday, I overheard one of the stupidest conversations I can recall in my short life.
Random Woman: "Is today Wednesday?"
Cashier: "No, today is Saturday."
Random Woman: "Oh, but it's still Labor Day, right?"
Reasons why this was lobotomizingly ridiculous:
-Random Woman was 4 days off of the day of the week
-We are a little over two weeks away from Labor Day
- Whether it was Saturday or Wednesday, Labor Day is always on a Monday